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Sheâs got the kind of look that defies gravity
Sheâs the greatest cook
And sheâs fat free
Sheâs been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
Sheâs got the perfect friends
Oh isnât she cool?
She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me
Hey, hey!
So donât bother
I wonât die of deception
I promise you wonât ever see me cry
Donât feel sorry
And don't bother
Iâll be fine
But sheâs waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So donât bother, be unkind
Iâm sure she doesnât know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Donât you think so?
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
Iâm really a cat, you see
And it's not my last life at all
Hey, hey!
So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
Don't bother
Iâll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So donât bother, be unkind
[Whispering]
For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't
So don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I promise you wonât ever see me cry
Don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type
I promise you won't ever see me cry